Meet the Bitches: Meriah

I cannot express how freaking thrilled I am to be Britney's Lead Bitch!

*The honor of a lifetime*

Even a month ago, I could have never dreamed up such an awesome, adventurous and important endeavor. I know I'm relatively new to the site, but I hope you find it in your heart to accept me as part of the Team Britney crew and remember to friend me on MySpace and add me on Circus VIP!

Here is more about me...

What you didn't know: Cal graduate (Go Bears!), Web geek, bass guitar player, yoga goer, bit of a deep thinker, Facebook obsessed, law abider (just barely). The instructor of my new Sunday afternoon dance class was in Michael Jackson's Thriller video--which I think is the absolute coolest.

Best Britney moment: The Brit-Madonna kiss (because it was so outrageous!)

Ultimate makeout song: Aht Uh Mi Hed by Shuggie Otis (If you don't know it, put it on your iPod NOW!)

Celeb crushes: River Phoenix (4ever)

Best back-row movie: Unforgiven (It was so subtle I paid more attention to my boyfriend's lips than the screen!)

Secret obsession: Turning up Britney (and sometimes Bowie) and dancing in my underwear. I also like peanut butter... A LOT.

Must see TV: How I Met Your Mother, The Rachel Zoe Project

Quotable: "You must be the change you wish to see in the world." --Gandhi

P.S. Always remember this: If you get through to me, it's a pretty high honor. I'm more of a behind-the-scenes bitch than Traci and Jen.